Homeward Bound - The Incredibly Boring Journey

Its been a full week since we got back from Cleveland.  Remember Thanksgiving and the entry we did last week and how much fun it was?  Well, if you're looking for something interesting to read, read last week's again.  I don't care if you read it already, re-read it.  I guarantee it will be better than this week's.

I see you have failed to heed my warning...so be it.

The Misra Family Hebdomadal

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Durandal escapes cage again!

Hay-eating mastermind Durandal has escaped from his imprisonment once again!  Each night he is locked up, but during the night his nefarious accomplice keeps letting him out.  Local police reports indicate that they have no idea who this accomplice could be.  Investigative reporter-spy Marinda Misra has another idea though.  "It's my husband, Amit" she told the Heb in a confidential meeting in a dark parking garage.  Who could this mysterious husband be?  We'll be tracking this story closely at the Heb

'The Belgariad' tops local reads

All of Misra Family Hebdomadal-dom has gone bel-crazy over David Edding's work 'The Belgariad' and its sequel 'The Mallorean'.  50% of human beings in the Misra household have literally fallen in love (philia not agape) with the 12 book series.  "I'm what some people might call 'addicted'" Amit Misra, one of the 50% of the population reading the book.  "It's really good, and let's be honest, by giving me a book to read, we've kept the most notorious criminal accomplice in Hebdomadal-dom history off the streets.  Wait, I don't think Durandal would want me to tell you I'm his accomplice.  This is off the record right?  Would a friendly bribe help?  Hey, are you still writing!  Get back here you punk!"

Burgers are the new Pizza

There's only one couple worth talking about in the Misra household, and that's Marinda and Amit, because they're the only ones.  Previously frequenters of Papa Murphy's take'n'bake pizza, it appears these two have not decided to 'join the revolution' after all.  Last night they were seen 'occupying' a local burger joint.  Will this trend continue?  Only non-stop stalking will tell this tale.  The dream couple also bought two pints of ice cream and watched 'How to Train Your Dragon' at home last night to fill out the fanciest date this side of their residential boundaries.  'This side' meaning the inside.